poopinginschool:

interviewer: any special talents?

me: image

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the-absolute-funniest-posts:

elusivist:
I WAS WAITING FOR THIS TO SHOW UP ON MY DASH AGAIN OMG


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the-absolute-funniest-posts:

elusivist:

I WAS WAITING FOR THIS TO SHOW UP ON MY DASH AGAIN OMG

This post has been featured on a 1000notes.com blog.


Half asleep, opened the bathroom door

Half asleep, opened the bathroom door

(Source: 9gag, via rlymax)

blameaspartame:

u messed up bro

blameaspartame:

u messed up bro

(via ejacutastic)

cliterallysame:

imagine putting actual bacon into your vagina

cliterallysame:

imagine putting actual bacon into your vagina

carnivoreanimal:

oh my GOD 
yungvoodooking:

I forgot cats don’t like oranges oh my god

yungvoodooking:

I forgot cats don’t like oranges oh my god

(via ejacutastic)

leannewoodfull:

twinception:

YOU MOTHERFUCKER


Bby

leannewoodfull:

twinception:

YOU MOTHERFUCKER

Bby

(via vi-shnu)

k1mkardashian:

bandz and hittaz

k1mkardashian:

bandz and hittaz

(Source: feverpink)

instaplur:

Do drugs but stay in school too so you can get a good job and buy more drugs.

(Source: plurfecti0n, via vi-shnu)